You can never buy beer, you just rent it. – "Archie Bunker"
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. – Al Bundy
Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days. – Ancient Egyptian Credo
The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer. – Ancient Egyptian wisdom
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night. – Ancient Greek proverb
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. – Anne Sexton
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. – Anonymous
Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder. – Anonymous
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. – Anonymous
Life is too short to drink cheap beer. – Anonymous
Drink triple, see double, and act single. – Anonymous
I drink, therefore, I am. – Anonymous
Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day. Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life. – Anonymous
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy. – Benjamin Franklin
There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking. – Benjamin Franklin …
Actually, I’m a drinker with writing problems. – Brendan Behan
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven! – Brian O’Rourke
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and ancient whiskey - the sacred incense of the drinking man. – Bruce Aidells
People who drink light "beer" don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. – Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. – Catherine Zandonella