All About Love and Dating

1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It’s not just futile, it’s physically imposs ible.
2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we’re even dumb enough to admit it.
3. Don’t ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it.
4. You do look good without makeup,just not as good as you look with it.
5. Ever notice how we don’t fight with our male friends? That’s why we get so frustrated when we fight with you.
6. You care what you’re wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact,if you’re naked when you open the front door, you won’t hear an argument from us.
7. You don’t like to get hit on in public, you don’t want to date online, and you don’t want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we’re all over it.
8. There should a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us. I propose 24 hours.
9. Cooking dinner for a man is like buying flowers for a woman, except it takes a lot more time, effort and thought for you to do it. Thanks. We appreciate it.
10. We actually like your girly pet-names for us, but please, not in front of the guys!
11. Just because we like looking at the women in Maxim doesn’t mean we want to actually converse with the women in Maxim. Not for long, anyway.
12. Your nice guy friends are the most reliable source for telling you if your new boyfriend’s a jerk. And he probably is. (By the way, you might want to consider marrying that nice
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Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss’ car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is
strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of
the birthday boy’s choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not
the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may
ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s
playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought
her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose
of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when
you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless
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• Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the c hanging of the tides. Let it be.
• Come to us with a problem only i f you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
  Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
• Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
  In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
• Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
• ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
  Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
• If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Ex pect an answer you don’t want to hear.
• If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing’s wrong.
  We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind. But keep in mind that letting go isn’t the end of the world, it’s the beginning of a new life.
– Author Unknown

"When you know so much and are so close but so far from that great idea, the hardest thing to do is to let go. Yet sometimes this is a marvellous strategy that leads you to green and fertile pastures. "

"To live in this world, you must be able to do three things:
to love what is mortal; to hold it against your bones
knowing your own life depends on it;
and, when the time comes to let it go, to let it go."

To live in this world, you must be able to do three things:
to love what is mortal; to hold it against your bones
knowing your own life depends on it;
and, when the time comes to let it go, to let it go."

"Suffering is not holding you. You are holding suffering. When you become good at the art of letting sufferings go, then you’ll come to realize how unnecessary it was for you to drag those burdens around with you. You’ll see that no one else other than you was responsible. The truth is that existence wants your life to become a festival."

"One of these days you’ll realize how I was the one for you. How you threw it all away. And when that day comes, I’ll smile and tell you the same things you once told me. That you’re my friend. And that’s all I want us to be. And maybe, if you’re lucky, you’ll open your eyes, and see how those words can never be comforting. And you’ll never say them again." 

"We had said good-bye so many times before, but somehow our paths always managed to cross and we ended up in each other’s arms. But now when we said this good-bye I have this feeling that I will never see you again. And that really hurts because I know that we are meant to lead our own separate lives. And I honestly don’t wanna cross your path in the future cause I don’t want all these feelings to come back and have to try to get over all over again."

"I hate being put in this position.. I’m forcing myself to let go of the one person that I need in my life. He’s the only thing that makes sense, but at the same time, the one thing that complicates me.. I know that I’m better off without him, yet I feel empty whenever I try to let go…but I guess that emptiness is better than constant hurt." 

• Preparing his favorite meal and giving him his fave chocolate
• Putting love post-it notes in the dash board of his car
• Hugs and kisses
• Playing footsie during dinner time
• Hold hands every chance you get.
• Hold him/her tight whenever crossing a street.
• Whisper sweet nothings.
• Be supportive of all his/her dreams and activities.
• Look to his/her eyes when he/she talks to you.
• Cook his fave dish
• Offer foot spa to her mom
• Do errands for her and her frens.
• Leave small notes under her bed
• Let him be cranky for no reason every now and then
• Call each others  sexy names
• Say alittle prayer for him/her daily.
• Surprise him with gifts like if he want computer maybe you could give him a memory for that.
• Have an intimate candle-lit dinner.
• Take a trip together.
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1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon
   or the c hanging of the tides.
   Let it be.
3. Ask for what you want.
   Let us be clear on this one:
   Subtle hints do not work!
   Strong hints do not work!
   Obvious hints do not work!
   Just say it!
4. Learn to work the toilet seat.
   You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
   We need it up, you need it down.
   You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
5. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport.
   And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. Come to us with a problem only i f you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
   Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. Crying is blackmail.
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1.My parents are strict.
2.I can only offer friendship as for now.
3.It is a taboo to our religion..
4.I don’t date friends…
5.My studies is my top priority.
6.I’ll be there on time!
7.I have my monthly visitor..Sorry…
8.I don’t like flowers
9.Its just a dinner w/ one of our clients
10.You’re the father!!!!
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1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat
and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not
thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about .

5. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad
characteristics.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

8. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow"….

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses and their fave stuff like budgeting software.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t
mean that the guy likes her.

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Here are some common mistakes that Men commit during dating stage and these things must be avoided. 

1. Splashing on excessive amounts cologne. I don’t need to smell you from across the table, I know you exist.
2. Wearing globs of hair gel.The wet-hair look has thankfully passed a decade ago, or is that wishful thinking?
3. Yammering on about ex-girlfriends. I want to get to know you first, not the women you’ve been with. Use your guy friend to cry on, not me.
4. Suggesting that they want an "open relationship. Well, Hold it, buddy. Are you interested in me or my best friend? Make up your mind because versatility in this case doesn’t get you dating points.